Which Orange Is the New Black Character Are You?
Are you the newcomer learning the ropes, the kitchen boss, or the one with a comeback for everything? Answer 12 everyday questions about friends, rules and surviving the day, and find out which Orange Is the New Black character you are.
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How the Orange Is the New Black test works
Every question puts you in a situation from the world of Orange Is the New Black. Pick the answer that's most like you, not the one you think sounds best. Each answer adds hidden points to the characters who would make the same choice. We ran all 16,777,216 possible answer combinations through the scoring: every character can be reached, and no result takes more than 15% of them.
Your result shows your main character, the character you're secondarily like, the one you'd clash with, and a full percentage breakdown across the cast, so two people who both get the same character can still have very different mixes.
All 9 characters
🧡 Piper Chapman
The Newcomer
Smart, determined and a little bit self-involved. You throw yourself into everything, and you're always learning how to play the game.
Strengths: Determined · Smart · Adaptable
🕶️ Alex Vause
The Cool One
Cool, sharp and very good at reading people. You know what's going on before anyone else does, and you never let them see you sweat.
Strengths: Perceptive · Confident · Sharp
🍳 Red
The Boss
Tough, proud and fiercely protective. You feed the people you love, and you expect respect in return.
Strengths: Tough · Protective · Proud
✨ Suzanne
The Big Heart
Earnest, imaginative and full of feeling. You love with your whole heart, and you see the world in your own unique way.
Strengths: Loving · Imaginative · Honest
📚 Taystee
The Brains
Smart, funny and ready to fight for what's right. You've got a head for business, and you never stop believing things can get better.
Strengths: Smart · Funny · Determined
😏 Nicky Nichols
The Wisecracker
Witty, blunt and fiercely loyal. You've always got a comeback, and you'd do anything for the people you love.
Strengths: Witty · Loyal · Honest
🎵 Poussey
The Loyal Friend
Kind, funny and loyal to the end. You make everyone laugh, and you'd stand by your best friend no matter what.
Strengths: Kind · Funny · Loyal
😎 Cindy
The Easygoing One
Bubbly, laid-back and always cheerful. You find the fun in everything, and the shortcut too.
Strengths: Cheerful · Funny · Easygoing
🌱 Frieda
The Survivor
Blunt, tough and always prepared. You keep to yourself, and when things go wrong, you're the one who saw it coming.
Strengths: Prepared · Tough · Resourceful
FAQ
What is the Orange Is the New Black test?
It's a free personality quiz that matches you to a Orange Is the New Black character. You answer 12 questions set inside the world of the show, and every answer quietly scores points for different characters. You get your main character, your runner-up, who you'd clash with, and a percentage breakdown of all 9.
Which Orange Is the New Black characters can I get?
There are 9 possible results: Piper Chapman, Alex Vause, Red, Suzanne, Taystee, Nicky Nichols, Poussey, Cindy or Frieda.
How long does the Orange Is the New Black test take?
About two minutes — 12 multiple-choice questions, one tap each.
How is the result calculated?
Each answer adds hidden points to the characters it fits. The character with the most points is your result, and your breakdown shows how your points split across the whole cast. The same answers always give the same result. Before publishing, every possible combination of answers was run through the scoring to make sure every character can be reached and no single character dominates.
Which Orange Is the New Black character is the rarest result?
Nicky Nichols. Only about 9% of all possible answer combinations lead to Nicky Nichols, compared with about 15% for the most common result, Frieda.
Is the Orange Is the New Black test free?
Yes. No sign-up, no email. When you're done you can test your actual Orange Is the New Black knowledge with the trivia quiz.