Which Seinfeld Character Are You?
Are you the observer, the schemer, or the one who walks in without knocking? Answer 12 everyday questions about friends, neighbours and life's little annoyances, and find out which Seinfeld character you are.
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How the Seinfeld test works
Every question puts you in a situation from the world of Seinfeld. Pick the answer that's most like you, not the one you think sounds best. Each answer adds hidden points to the characters who would make the same choice. We ran all 16,777,216 possible answer combinations through the scoring: every character can be reached, and no result takes more than 19% of them.
Your result shows your main character, the character you're secondarily like, the one you'd clash with, and a full percentage breakdown across the cast, so two people who both get the same character can still have very different mixes.
All 8 characters
🥣 Jerry Seinfeld
The Observer
Clever, picky and always watching. You notice every tiny flaw, and you can make a joke out of any of them.
Strengths: Witty · Observant · Easygoing
🤥 George Costanza
The Schemer
Anxious, cheap and endlessly creative with the truth. You'll do almost anything to avoid doing actual work.
Strengths: Creative · Persistent · Funny
💃 Elaine Benes
The Straight Talker
Smart, blunt and nobody's pushover. You say exactly what you think, and you don't care who's watching.
Strengths: Confident · Honest · Sharp
💡 Kramer
The Wild Card
Spontaneous, confident and full of strange ideas. You walk into every room like you own it.
Strengths: Creative · Fearless · Friendly
✉️ Newman
The Nemesis
Petty, dramatic and surprisingly clever. You never forget a slight, and you always have a scheme going.
Strengths: Cunning · Dramatic · Persistent
📢 Frank Costanza
The Hothead
Loud, stubborn and absolutely sure of himself. You live by your own rules, and you'll shout to defend them.
Strengths: Passionate · Principled · Inventive
🙂 David Puddy
The Unbothered One
Calm, simple and impossible to rattle. Drama happens around you, never to you.
Strengths: Calm · Loyal · Easygoing
🌍 J. Peterman
The Adventurer
Eccentric, dramatic and full of stories. You turn every ordinary moment into an epic tale.
Strengths: Adventurous · Charismatic · Imaginative
FAQ
What is the Seinfeld test?
It's a free personality quiz that matches you to a Seinfeld character. You answer 12 questions set inside the world of the show, and every answer quietly scores points for different characters. You get your main character, your runner-up, who you'd clash with, and a percentage breakdown of all 8.
Which Seinfeld characters can I get?
There are 8 possible results: Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Kramer, Newman, Frank Costanza, David Puddy or J. Peterman.
How long does the Seinfeld test take?
About two minutes — 12 multiple-choice questions, one tap each.
How is the result calculated?
Each answer adds hidden points to the characters it fits. The character with the most points is your result, and your breakdown shows how your points split across the whole cast. The same answers always give the same result. Before publishing, every possible combination of answers was run through the scoring to make sure every character can be reached and no single character dominates.
Which Seinfeld character is the rarest result?
J. Peterman. Only about 8% of all possible answer combinations lead to J. Peterman, compared with about 18% for the most common result, George Costanza.
Is the Seinfeld test free?
Yes. No sign-up, no email. When you're done you can test your actual Seinfeld knowledge with the trivia quiz.