Which South Park Character Are You?
Are you the normal kid, the schemer, or the sweet one who believes everything? Answer 12 everyday questions about friends, trends and terrible ideas, and find out which South Park character you are.
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How the South Park test works
Every question puts you in a situation from the world of South Park. Pick the answer that's most like you, not the one you think sounds best. Each answer adds hidden points to the characters who would make the same choice. We ran all 16,777,216 possible answer combinations through the scoring: every character can be reached, and no result takes more than 15% of them.
Your result shows your main character, the character you're secondarily like, the one you'd clash with, and a full percentage breakdown across the cast, so two people who both get the same character can still have very different mixes.
All 9 characters
🤷 Stan Marsh
The Average Kid
Sensible, loyal and fair. You're the normal one in a very weird town, and you usually work out the lesson in the end.
Strengths: Sensible · Loyal · Fair
📣 Kyle Broflovski
The Moral Compass
Principled, smart and honest. You know right from wrong, and you'll argue about it with anyone.
Strengths: Principled · Smart · Honest
💸 Eric Cartman
The Schemer
Clever, bold and always scheming. You want things your way, and you'll go to wild lengths to get them.
Strengths: Clever · Bold · Persuasive
🧥 Kenny McCormick
The Daredevil
Fearless, loyal and up for anything. You don't say much, but you're always first in line for a dare.
Strengths: Fearless · Loyal · Fun
😇 Butters Stotch
The Sweetheart
Sweet, optimistic and very trusting. You see the best in everyone, even the people who don't deserve it.
Strengths: Sweet · Optimistic · Kind
🪨 Randy Marsh
The Overreactor
Passionate, enthusiastic and completely over the top. You go all in on everything, and you never do anything halfway.
Strengths: Passionate · Enthusiastic · Fun
✊ Wendy Testaburger
The Activist
Confident, principled and mature beyond your years. You stand up for what you believe in, and you've got no time for nonsense.
Strengths: Confident · Principled · Mature
🧢 Craig Tucker
The Deadpan
Calm, practical and completely unbothered. You don't do drama, and you're very hard to impress.
Strengths: Calm · Practical · Honest
🥁 Jimmy Valmer
The Comedian
Funny, confident and always performing. You love making people laugh, and you're never far from your next bit.
Strengths: Funny · Confident · Upbeat
FAQ
What is the South Park test?
It's a free personality quiz that matches you to a South Park character. You answer 12 questions set inside the world of the show, and every answer quietly scores points for different characters. You get your main character, your runner-up, who you'd clash with, and a percentage breakdown of all 9.
Which South Park characters can I get?
There are 9 possible results: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Randy Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Craig Tucker or Jimmy Valmer.
How long does the South Park test take?
About two minutes — 12 multiple-choice questions, one tap each.
How is the result calculated?
Each answer adds hidden points to the characters it fits. The character with the most points is your result, and your breakdown shows how your points split across the whole cast. The same answers always give the same result. Before publishing, every possible combination of answers was run through the scoring to make sure every character can be reached and no single character dominates.
Which South Park character is the rarest result?
Randy Marsh. Only about 9% of all possible answer combinations lead to Randy Marsh, compared with about 15% for the most common result, Butters Stotch.
Is the South Park test free?
Yes. No sign-up, no email. When you're done you can test your actual South Park knowledge with the trivia quiz.